An ambulance passes us on the way home from daycare.
P: Mommy, where is the ambulance going?
M: I don't know, they're going to help someone somewhere
P: I think it's going to help someone who got stuck. In the clouds. Because they didn't have wings.
Paige, having a conversation with her food over dinner.
P: I'm going to eat you
blueberry #1: don't eat me
blueberry #2: don't eat me either
P: But I'm hungry. And you're yummy.
blueberries: No! no! ahhhhhh
P: (gobble gobble gobble)